If i come over, it means nothing
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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