she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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