Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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