it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
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