honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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