dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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