There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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