I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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