Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I smell stomach acid.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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