normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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