it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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