How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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