Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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