So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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