you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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