so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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