You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I am naked and annoyed.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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