need another drink. this is the easiest way
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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