Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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