i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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