sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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