I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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