is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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