My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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