He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
How does one acquire holy water?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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