this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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