I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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