Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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