he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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