I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Randomize
