Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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