ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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