If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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