hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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