fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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