Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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