thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I want to be your penis for a week.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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