i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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