I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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