Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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