I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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