Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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