New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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