Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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