Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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If its not for food we ain't going out.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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