I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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