I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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