Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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