And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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