I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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Blood and glitter go together right?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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