Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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