I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
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I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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