Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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