just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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