what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize
