sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times