my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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