Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(631): View more from New York

i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon

(1-631): View more from New York

been there done that

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(314): View more from Missouri

I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day

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(720): View more from Colorado

After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?

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(312): View more from Illinois

The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin

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(281): View more from Texas

Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations

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(239): View more from Florida

I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost

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