Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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