How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
how does that bad decision feel?
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